A Joke
I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here
hope it makes you laugh too
"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"
The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick but I accidently passed her the glue stick She still isn't talking to me.
my boss told me to have a good day so I went home
What did the paper clip say to the magnet ? I find you very attractive
@Farrah17 smooth haha
@Optimisticempath Smooth it is , ha ha ha. 😂
@Redirecting hehe 😁💕
What did the boy pickle say to the
girl pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me
What did the hamburger name her daughter ?
Patty
Why didn't the Oven go to college ?
because he had alot of degrees already
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything.
Dad can you put my shoes on, no I don't think they'll fit me.
I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.
@Farrah17 Very funny! I smiled. I hope you're smiling, too. Thanks a bunch for the jokes.