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A Joke

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Farrah17 October 11th, 2022


I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here



hope it makes you laugh too


"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022


I was going to tell a carpentry joke, but I couldn't find any of that woodwork.

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022


hahaha

“Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner.”

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Redirecting October 13th, 2022

📀 Music joke , nice! Ha ha with you. @Farrah17 This one is my favorite. Ha ha ha. 😄 I remember REM.

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022


I rang up British Telecom and said ' I want to report a nurisance caller' He said, Not you again

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ivoryFig1234 October 13th, 2022

@Farrah17

It's quite funny... Thanks for the initiative to spread smiles on other people's face... So kind of you...

Lots of love... 🧡💛💚🌻


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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022


I am to share a Vegetable joke but its a bit corny

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022


so glad people like the jokes hahaha

the silly ones I find make me laugh more

hahaha

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022


people really don't like bending over to get their drinks, we really need to raise the bar

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Farrah17 OP October 13th, 2022


I don't trust staircases they're always up to something

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Journey144 October 14th, 2022

@Farrah17 Staircases, nope. Ha ha . I don't trust ladders either. Ha ha. Always up to somethings. 😄

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