A Joke
I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here
hope it makes you laugh too
"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"
What did one dried fruit say when another asked it to the movies?
It's a date!
Why was the broom late?
It over-swept!
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Write on, mate! Haha @Farrah17
@Journey144
haha you are funny
I am pleased people are finding the jokes funny too
I find the more silly they are the more they can be funny haha
its also when you think about what you are laughing about
haha
a good laugh can often help in many ways
How do you make fire with two sticks ?
Make sure one is a match.
@Farrah17 welcome on 7 cups of tea
@Farrah17
Nice idea, funny jokes!
Thanks for helping others in this simple but effective way! 👍
Can you believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 5 am?
fortunately I was already up, playing drums.
I called my wife and told her that I’ll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the kids.
Stop looking for the perfect match use a lighter.
