A Joke
I wasn't sure where this could be posted so thought I'd try it here
hope it makes you laugh too
"So I went down the local supermarket. I said, 'I want to make a complaint - this vinegar's got lumps in it.' He said, 'Those are pickled onions.'"
Why do Oranges wear sunscreen ? So they don't peel.
What are calendar so popular ? They have alot of dates !
What do computers eat for snacks
Micro Chips
I love these, thanks for the thread! You are so positive Farrah!
@L1ly0ftheValley
Thanks I try so hard to be positive but I have some vital improvement to make
not sure how I am going to do it because of how bad what I go through is
@Farrah17 - I'm sorry you are going through so much, I think you are doing so great though and I am so proud of you. :)
@L1ly0ftheValley
thanks so much that means alot to me
I kept wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger.... and then it hit hit me.
😄 @IsayUncle
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom ?
A tuba toothpaste
@Farrah17 Phew...ha ha...glad it was a coconut. Ha ha 😄 Have an awesome, positive day !
@Journey144
haha Journey you are funny
If anybody wants to use any of the jokes I've posted feel free to do that :)
lots of safe gentle love and hugs for anybody who wants some :)
What did the Chef name his son ?
Stew
What did the stamp say to the envelope ? Stick with me and we'll go places.