Underneath the Sofa Bed
space for @yourlocalikea and @unassumingEyes only. Thank you for not snooping everyone else 🤍
@yourlocalikea
1. In my defence life is chaotic so yes im making this several days after asking
2. I use prepositions when naming stuff dont ask xD
3. Well ofcourse it had to be furniture themed
4. 📣welcome to our penpals!📣
@yourlocalikea
Ofcourse you shld build an ikea on the moon its what Neil Armstrong wld hv wanted ✨️
That myt be a cultural/traditional thing? Where i live omelette is just the *egg*, anything else is an add-on
Idk what a stewed apple is i confess
@unassumingEyes I dont think me and astronauts mix well ive never really liked or been good at physics (thank gosh im not doing it now)
@yourlocalIKEA
Physics is hard i dont blame you
Ive never had pie so i dont fully–
Like. Do you just eat the apple part? Does it became like, mushy and you eat that? Is it like liquidy like soup? Whats going on here 😭
@unassumingEyes somtimes i feel like our view on food is universe apart 😔
it does become soft but if its mushy uve overcooked it... and u can make it as liquid or non-liquid as u want by boiling it harder or not
u can mix it with yogurt or icecream or make it a cake filling
did i show u the yogurt bowl i made??
@yourlocalIKEA
We do live very far away from each other 😭
Sounds good as a cake filling yes
Yeah i saw the yogurt bowl thats how this convo started lol
@unassumingEyes off topic but do u still have ur listening account :0 i remember seeing it sometime back so was just wondering if u have it (ATL when? xD jk)
right i forgot 😔 but it was delish
@yourlocalIKEA
Yup still have it
Atl needs identification documents which whaaaat xD im not Adult enough to make that kinda decision xD so just gonna wait a bit see what to do
@unassumingEyes identification documents?? like passports and stuff? :0 damn i didnt know it required that much verification but it does make sense
@yourlocalIKEA
Yeah cuz ur an adult working w teens so gotta make sure we're not weirdos xD which is valid. And theres a video-call interview too which is also not possible for me rn so 😭
@unassumingEyes that does make sense but also i get not wanting to do it 😔 not physically being able to video call is one thing, but im still iffy about broadcasting my face to ppl on the internet idk why even if cups is trustworthy
crap did i not tell u i went on a trip hence why i was gone 😭 i thought i told everyone
do not worry school has not kidnapped me (yet)
@yourlocalikea
Yee im the same way noone online gets to see my face its VIP 😌✨️ our gen is way too comfortable sharing stuff online I share one (1) minor detail and stay up at night overthinking it like someones gonna hack the address of my grandmothers house or smth 💀 i already had to share One Whole (heavily censored by me) Thing with Cups for age verification once and i still panic about it randomly
You forgot me? I'm heartbroken!/j
Srsly tho relatable everytime i have to warn ppl here about a break or smth I always forget smone 😭 even tho i hv like 3 frnds
How was the trip? Genuinely I DID think school kidnapped you so glad to hear thats not the case
@unassumingEyes lowkey ive had so many ppl on cups think im a guy and sometimes I like to give them the element of doubt lmao 😌
@yourlocalIKEA
Lol thats happened to me too idk why i give guy-vibes
I was confused w you like you give both guy and gal vibes and didnt have anything in your bio 🫠
Good lol. I actually got vibes like that from someone on cups like brain kept going "check cups, check cups, they messaged you" and i checked and they had infact msged me 😀
Im never that dedicated for pics 😔😔
@unassumingEyes I guess some guys type more energetically...? idk every guy ive known in life types in the driest way ever e.g. 'ok' 'sure' like bro im not gonna judge u for showing personality 😭
@yourlocalIKEA
Cups guys hv way more personality and i dont hv any guy frnds irl so xD
Chair, duh. Which reminds me of an ad/meme i stumbled across. Behold:
Martin the Chair!
@unassumingEyes that meme makes the list of the top 10 most beautiful things I have seen in my life
@yourlocalIKEA
Lmao dont thank me thank...ikea?
cue this spiderman meme but w u and ikea-the-actual:
Also your reply is so extra i love it xD
@unassumingEyes always be extra cause why not i got extra words to spare xD
@yourlocalIKEA
Thats the best explanation you could have given, love it, words to live by, truly inspirational (did i do it right? xD)
@unassumingEyes ur getting my vibes gramps
enter the era of evolution and be an extra adult 😇
how is gramps doing is ur back holding up the weight of adult responsibilities
@yourlocalikea
I was just gonna bombard u with posts cuz where r u smh
my back is okay for now dont jinx it lol
I dont like being Responsible and making Sensible and Wise Decisions. Can I just not? Esp when people around me make Dumb Decisions and I have to be the Sane One like can i be the insane one for once, please and thank you? xD
Howve u been?
@unassumingEyes go a head and bombard me im heading into the deep void of school soon
@yourlocalIKEA
noooo not school 😭 how much time dyou hv?
wow thats fast college already goodluck soldier 🫡🫡
Yes i agree!! I'll bring the air conditioning 🫣
@unassumingEyes how much time do I have? not many years left seeing how the school slaves me away /j
@yourlocalIKEA
dw ikea your memory will live on xD
nooooo monday??? i just GOT you back and now youre disappearing again this is cruelty at its peak
Im okay sometimes and screaming at others :D hru besides school?
@unassumingEyes my memory is literally nothing except for bio maths and chem these days
@yourlocalIKEA
✨️girl✨️
Why r u learning math you are a furniture store you should be learning like. Wood.
Yeah but dont get caught. Like dont get in trouble 😭
Will you protect me when people try to smother my screaming with a pillow?
@unassumingEyes furnitures require math too.. physics :/ except physics is the one stem subject im not doing
@yourlocalIKEA
Nice we ditch the physics
yay data !!
Thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me *shed's a tear*
@unassumingEyes yay data... but there was a storm recently which apparently struck down one of those signal towers nearby so the signal is close to non-existent xD
@yourlocalikea
Oh bruh whys the world against you having decent signal?
Whatever u prefer xD but be careful, we wouldnt want to break the precious furniture
Which reminds me: https://youtube.com/shorts/a17C1tcf0do?si=eQIGomwq3Zhk3ump
(Atp i see anything ikea related and save it for you lol)
Btw hru doing? Hows school going?