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What profession other than being the legendary Santa could Santa be? 🎅🏻❄️

User Profile: KatePersephone
KatePersephone December 24th, 2023

Hey there! If Santa could moonlight as any other profession during the off-season, what do you think he'd be best at? I'm thinking maybe a stand-up comedian :D Those belly laughs would be even more legendary! 


What's your take on Santa's secret career talents? 🎅🏻:D

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User Profile: incredibleRainbows2036
incredibleRainbows2036 December 24th, 2023

@KateDoskocilova I feel like if Santa would have another career than being Santa , he'd be A therapist friend in everyone's life . Who would spread love and accept others as they are .

For children,  he could do part time at the fun fares and tell stories to them. 

That's my fantasy for my dear secret Santa , what's yours Kate ?

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User Profile: KatePersephone
KatePersephone OP December 24th, 2023

@incredibleRainbows2036 i can imagine him being a therapist and reading fun tales to children!!

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User Profile: GrimSox
GrimSox December 24th, 2023
👩🏻‍🍳@KateDoskocilova He'd be a baker! 👩🏻‍🍳🎅😁🥣🧁🍪 He wants to make everyone jolly and happy with a big belly of amazing smelling cakes, pastries, and cookies! 😊 
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User Profile: KatePersephone
KatePersephone OP December 24th, 2023

@grimsmark8 haha, most definitely!!

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User Profile: hardworkingStrings2265
hardworkingStrings2265 December 24th, 2023

@KateDoskocilova

I'm all for him being a cookie taste tester. 🤣

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User Profile: KatePersephone
KatePersephone OP December 24th, 2023

@hardworkingStrings2265 haha! indeed

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December 24th, 2023

@KateDoskocilova Is the economy bad at the North Pole? Did Mrs. Clause ask for a bigger indoor pool? Why is it that Santa has to moonlight? I’d say his resume might be a little light on typical skills, but he might be good at pizza delivery, undocumented nanny, or perhaps espionage - I mean, not many verified sightings of the guy in hundreds of years and he seems to bypass all manner of security systems other than maybe the flight tracker. I think HR would be suspicious of this person claiming to be Santa. Does Santa even have a passport? There is no North Pole International Bank, so direct deposit of his paycheck ain’t an option. How many Santa lookalikes might show up to pick up Santa’s paycheck? I think his best bet might be to set up a Go Fund Me page and ask folks to send him donations. He might get into legal trouble though, since I imagine some folks might feel pressured to donate just to stay on the nice list and then might accuse him of extortion. My advice to Santa would be to enlist the help of his slave laborers to work on that swimming pool expansion, even if that means he has to short a few kids some elf-made toys. 


The opinions above are not to be taken as legal counsel. I’m the Grinch and I approve this message. Ho Ho Ho!

Merry Christmas to everyone here at 7 Cups! 🎄🎅🤗🎁
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User Profile: Disneywoman
Disneywoman December 26th, 2023

@FlatenedByLife  Maybe Santa is like UK King Charles formley Queen Elizabeth  and doesn't need a passport?



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User Profile: 4Jasmine
4Jasmine December 25th, 2023

@KateDoskocilova

How about an Amazon, Fed-Ex, or UPS package delivery.😂

User Profile: Disneywoman
Disneywoman December 26th, 2023

Office sectary   for either business, Legal, medical or  school-   I mean he is good at making a list right?!

Maybe when the eleves are busy making the toys he might be a school vice principal or Principal of a school  and no one would even know this Santa-Clause look a like is Santa Clause because conveniently, that school closes for the holidays before Dec 24th

User Profile: Daf8
Daf8 December 28th, 2023

❤️ I love this concept! I think Santa's perfectly capable of doing various diverse jobs (the amazing ideas in the other posts of this cool thread prove it!), but I imagine he'd be a babysitter taking care of children around the world (and making them laugh, having fun with them and teaching them awesome things!). Plus, he could use the Nice List as a genius way to ensure nobody does bad things haha ❤️