Need someone to be bitter with me

After Not having opened reddit in more than a year probably, I re-opened my account to find out I was still following the girl my ex cheated on me with. She and I used to be friends too until, you know, she happily did things with him. Anyway, I saw how she jokingly responded to the question: "What's the sluttiest thing you have ever done?" by saying "Holding hands before marriage" a few days ago, like girl I-