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🤣 “Say a Fact… But Make It 99% False” ✨😎

User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat November 30th, 2025

Players drop “facts” that sound believable but are completely wrong. 😅

Example: “Humans recharge faster if they lay on the kitchen floor.”✨

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User Profile: Soulfulconnect06
Soulfulconnect06 December 21st, 2025

Sit on guitar make happy

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP December 22nd, 2025

Hi 😊@Soulfulconnect06

🤣🤣

Imagine we sit over guitar and break it 🤧 then we laugh out of pain xD

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 25th, 2025

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
 ouchh!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤧

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User Profile: EmpathicPikachu
EmpathicPikachu December 25th, 2025

Fact:

Humans use 99% of their brain power to remember passwords, and the remaining 1% for everything else. 😬

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 25th, 2025

@EmpathicPikachu

pov keven: minions we have found our big boss!!!!!!

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User Profile: EmpathicPikachu
EmpathicPikachu December 25th, 2025

@curiousbookishness

hahaha I'd love to be the boss :D

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 3rd

@EmpathicPikachu

It's so true for me after all 😭🤧 hope ur not talking about me. 😆 do u?

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User Profile: EmpathicPikachu
EmpathicPikachu January 3rd

Of course, I am talking about you. 😂

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 3rd

@EmpathicPicachu

I knew it 😭😭🤧🤧

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User Profile: Thunderclouds3
Thunderclouds3 December 25th, 2025

According to a scientific study, butts can talk but you can never hear them, and they get frustrated which is why we poop.

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User Profile: jesusredeemedme2425
jesusredeemedme2425 December 25th, 2025

I thought this had to be false ;)

User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 3rd

@Thunderclouds3

I agree with Kiara 😂😂

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User Profile: curiousSloth
curiousSloth January 4th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

@enthusiasticHouse3272

User Profile: curiousSloth
curiousSloth January 4th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

@bistoni

User Profile: NSYHJTJBTS
NSYHJTJBTS January 7th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

Santa couldn't squeeze through the chimneys so people built "Express Delivery" Attics so that he would easily crash land through the roof than to go on a diet. 

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 7th

@NSYHJTJBTS

I think the people's are more kinder than Santa 🤧🤧

But How come he still deliver his gift for people's who have no roof? 😁 Magic ??🤔

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User Profile: NSYHJTJBTS
NSYHJTJBTS January 7th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

I guess Teleportals.🤔

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User Profile: NSYHJTJBTS
NSYHJTJBTS January 7th

@NSYHJTJBTS

Or may through windows.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 7th

@NSYHJTJBTS

Make sense but imagine we are in the toilet and suddenly out of no where a portal opens in the middle of night 😂😂😂

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User Profile: Chirayuvora
Chirayuvora January 8th

FACT !

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 8th

@Chirayuvora

Certainly 😁

User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 9th

@Chirayuvora
Oh my sweet little toenail, why did I find it funniest of them all???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧

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User Profile: LunarTheTherian
LunarTheTherian January 8th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

Here's a good one :D

Did you know?! 

If you live in complete darkness for three days, then eat three carrots, do the macerina, make some Mac and cheese, feed it to a random baby on the street, draw fifty chickens, teach a goose how to play fetch, listen to 24 hours of Ivycomb, write a song from scratch, draw 475 pictures of your favorite fandoms on end, and fit three apple slices in a normal apple, you will have the ability to write a whole paragraph long fact that is 99% true?!

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 9th

@LunarTheTherian

Why do I want to try this? 😂😂💚

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User Profile: LunarTheTherian
LunarTheTherian January 9th

@Amanda84

Idk lol XD

Its true tho, that's how I got the ability :3

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 9th

@LunarTheTherian

Sounds like ritual, Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hope u aren't came out of any cult to trick. 😂

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 January 9th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9

😂😂😂

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 9th

@LunarTheTherian
Sounds like some kind of cult initiation 
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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 9th

ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£

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User Profile: OrganicHope1067
OrganicHope1067 January 9th

The world has become a peaceful, joyful and fun place to live in...

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 9th

@OrganicHope1067

😕😔.

Btw, hope...!! I'm from india too 🤗💜 i genuinely love ur pfp and bio 😍😃✨

Nice 2 meet u, sweetie. 💐💝

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 9th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
hey ailura🥰
Are you from India? Wow, never could have guessed it😯

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 9th

@curiousbookishness

Yes 🤗

May i know the reason, I'm curious ?? 😣🤧

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 9th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
your msgs were almost a few hrs into my timeline, so I guessed you were somewhere in Eurasian region😅

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 9th

@curiousbookishness

So, I'm both early bird and night owl too.... only sleep 2 to 3 hrs, no wonder you thought something like that ð¤£ð¤£

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 9th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Mine are almost the same sleeping hrs too😅 though i do sleep whole 10 to 11 hrs at weekends👻

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 9th

@curiousbookishness

Well, that's why we get along so good with eachother. 😅 for the past 5 to 6 year's or more that's my sleep routine lol. I spend somedays stright without any sleep at all. 😄😄

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 10th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
hehehehe i bulid alot of air castles .wbu?😅

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 12th

@curiousbookishness 🤣🤣

I built my own fantasy world over my ceiling...😅 with fantasy creatures. 😆😆

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 13th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Exactly, stewing is also my expertise 😂 being the director of my own movies and criticizing the lack of direction in the staff for famous movies👻
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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 9th

@OrganicHope1067
Awwww, sweetie, who said we will judge you by your region?I like India for its history and culture🥰

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 12th

@curiourbookishness

You love Indian??😍

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 13th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Its rich history? totally🥰 food and spices vola😳

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness January 9th

@OrganicHope1067
yup it is🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤧

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User Profile: hermess785
hermess785 January 9th

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 "Humans can breath underwater now" 🤣

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat OP January 13th

@hermess785

No wonder till i can breathe even under ANXIETY possess..!! 😌

Btw... with the ability of breathing underwater, did they find any mermaid Under there?😄

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