The Nerd Cat's Conundrum of Chemistry Jokes 🤓🧪
Hello, everyone! Here is a forum thread where we can post a wonderful conundrum of chemistry jokes for all of us to either laugh so hard that we fall our chairs or do plenty of face palms! 🤣Feel free to join in to our Chemistry madness, and don't be afraid to go all out! 💜As they say: "If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate." 🥼
Drop the base 🎸and let's get chemical 🧪, because there are some amazing Chemistry jokes coming your way! 😛
Tagging some fellow nerds and friends who would want to participate:
@SkyLindenHope, @eli225, @empatheticLavender2924, @Rose644, @Izzy274, @MollyT, @secrecykhasya, @MimiMoon, @calmingMermaid5761, @SoftFaith2004, @mamtasha22, @PatientMate, @kindNutella926, @considerateOrange2567, @HealingBrokenWIngs, @BeautyOfGrace, @ColorfuldogsofParadise, @Artalistens, @knockoffWolf, @jv13076, @emotionalTalker2260, @Angelx28, @RavenSky
✨Please tag anyone else who you think would want to participate in this wonderful conundrum! ✨
@Nerdtastic01
Yay finally. Thank you for making this thread Nerd!!!
I want to tell jokes but all the good ones argon. So the jokes I tell get no reaction. I hope I can find a joke that is sodium funny that you all slap your neon that one.
@empatheticLavender2924
😛 You will surely get a reaction on that one, and a tin of laughs! They say that when someone is feeling down, jokes will curium and helium for sure! Give yourself a palladium on the back! 🤣
@empatheticLavender2924
Don't mind me laughing so hard I cry 😂❤️
@HealingBrokenWIngs
*sits and does not mind Healing* also offers a hanky if needed hehe
@empatheticLavender2924
Lol thanks :D :) <3
@Nerdtastic01
Oxygen Magnesium, amazing post :p
Somewhat related until I can think of better jokes:
What do you call a love triangle between 3 people named Mike, Emma, and Cole? Mike Emma Cole Romance 😝❤️
@HealingBrokenWIngs
Ooo, that's a good one! 😂 Thanks so much for sharing, Wings! 💜
@Nerdtastic01 🤣 Haha thank you nerd for tagging me! Chemistry ❤
@SoftFaith2004
Of course, Faith! Enjoy all of the Chemistry conundrum! 💜
@Nerdtastic01
Not so much a Chemistry joke but I found this gem earlier:
DNA: Are you still single???
RNA: Always :o
@HealingBrokenWIngs
It's still chemical nonetheless! DNA and RNA have chemicals too! 😊
This joke definitely brings me back to my chemistry days! 😊
@Nerdtastic01
Hydrophobe- Helium helium
@Nerdtastic01
Amazing :D <3
What an amazing chemistry pun for my fellow nerds! 😀
I am shaking my head so hard with this one! 🤣
Haha, this is an absolute classic! 🧪😛
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Two chemists walk into a bar.
One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O."
The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!"
The second chemist dies.
@Nerdtastic01
Another version of this:
A chemist and a serial killer posing as a chemist walk into a bar.
The poser says "I'll have an H2O, please"
The chemist says "I'll have an H2O, as well please"
The poser says "You were supposed to say H2O2, I'm a serial killer"
The chemist says "That's where you went wrong, I'm a chemist" 😂❤️
@HealingBrokenWIngs
🤣
@Nerdtastic01
..................why can you never trust atoms? they make up everything!
@leader00
Yay, thank you for contributing a joke to this wonderful conundrum! 💜
@leader00
*applauds* nice one :D <3
Found this and found it fuuny!
@DaisyFlower32
Haha, what a great joke, Daisichu! Thanks so much for sharing! 💜
@DaisyFlower32
Yus, Daisy!!! :D <3