Community 3-Word Story Thread Reading: Once there was a Snoop Dogg...

As promised, here's the fruit of your labors from the 3-word story.
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Once there was a Snoop Dogg with a great big and round, bald, shiny head. He decided to sing some tunes: Drop it like an angry cat on the attack after playing with the dirty sock. Suddenly, he tried to write his own song. The words wouldn’t really easily rhyme. And nor would his limericks, like, “clip my toenails,” “chomp some gum.” Spit it out, do it again, repeat, and rinse. He then decided to chase his fluffy, long tail with the nail clippers. Ouch ouch ouch!!!

He stumbled into a weird elf. With special powers comes special responsibilities. It was then he lost his mind, but he quickly regained it. Off to the shore in the little green boat, singing harmoniously beneath the deep waters. Sparrows gliding over. Suddenly, there was a cold breeze down his neck. Under the couch, hid his treasure. Fishing near pond, he found a giant talking dolphin, never seen before.

Astonished by the (weird story here XD), he reluctantly tried to change story, but he was stuck in a big, massive storm, holding a heavy bag of turnips. The turnips were just about to be quickly cooked. The birds chirped unceremoniously all night. But that never.

Your mama jokes are worse than a dog’s dinner. I have always been a loner, but I can make it work. Pulled up by a stronger force, I am resilient. I’ve got this. Holds chin up, weary but strong. 

Off he goes in the green boat without a paddle. He didn’t know how he would catch a whale with a dart. Then almost suddenly, help appeared in the form of a shepherd with his flock. He carried with his staff, so as to not let it fall.

“What’s he carrying?” A large staff. People were surprised. He radiated eminence. His charm was so endlessly captivating. He brfriended everyone. He leads with giving everyone bread. They are all eating well now. Finally, the fish fry is done. 

“Where’s the eggs?” They asked in the last minute. Everyone in unison. Soft-boiled, they were so fluffy. “Pass the pepper.”

“Let’s t/uck in. Call it a feast to remember.”

The morning after was riddled with surprise after surprise. The next day was finally here. What to do!

Let’s play with clay and paint. Decorate the campsite with glitter bombs.