Community Story Thread: Three Words Each!

The Rule: We are writing a continuous story, but each person can only add exactly three words per post.
Example Flow:
User A: Once upon a...
User B: ...giant angry potato...
User C: ...who loved dancing...
User D: ...in the microwave....
I will collect all the responses at the end of next week and tell out massive chaotic story!
Let's begin!
@Heather225
a Snoop Dogg
(tagging @mytwistedsoul )
🤭
@Heather225
With a great...
@Amanda84
big and round....
@SparkyGizmo
🤣
@Heather225
😂😂😂😂 (Afraid to answer).
Bald shiny head!
@Heather225
🤣
He decided to
@Heather225
Sing some tunes.
@Heather225
Drop it like....
An angry cat????
@jesusredeemedme2425
On the attack
After playing with
The dirty sock
@Heather225
Suddenly he tried
to write his own song.
@Heather225
The words wouldn't