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Oh no! The zombies are coming😱 what's the best thing you can find in the room your in right now, to use as a weapon???

User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 January 8th, 2024

😱😱

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User Profile: iloveyouxx
iloveyouxx January 9th, 2024

hmm I’ll throw the hair tie I’m fidgeting with 😭 oki oki out of all seriousness I’ll roll out of bed- rip my curtains out and throw them so they can’t see me escape😁 hehe it’s a good idea tho ;3

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LoveMyMoonflowers January 9th, 2024

@iloveyouxx

:o that’s smart nadia! 💜

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iloveyouxx January 9th, 2024

@LoveMyMoonflowers *bows* thank you thank you 😁 /j hehe < 3

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 9th, 2024

@iloveyouxx 😂😂😂😂😂 that is a good idea😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope your room is on  a ground floor though 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think your crazy idea might just work😂😂😂😂

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iloveyouxx January 9th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 o nooo I just realized it’s on second 😭😭 maybe I’ll use my blanket then hehe XD

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 9th, 2024

@iloveyouxx 🤔🤔 throw your blanket at them, then use your curtain as a parachute and fly to safety😁 there problem solved.. Oh then grab your hammer and meet me at the graveyard, we'll play the best game of wack a'mole everr😂😂😂😂

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iloveyouxx January 9th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 that’s the best idea yet😂😂 o and sorry for replying late- apparently zombies know when there’s a blanket being thrown at them😥 but I’m here 🔨 where are you ?😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 9th, 2024

@iloveyouxx I'm on my way gimme a minute I'm a bit slow♿♿♿ and this hammer is weighing me down♿♿♿♿♿♿be with you soon

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User Profile: iloveyouxx
iloveyouxx January 9th, 2024

😂😂 I sent my cat to help you carry the hammer ≽^•⩊•^≼✨ she’s small but very strong ;)😁 *looks to the side*👀 o what do you know- you’re here already ! : O to your left hehe 😜 come play ! < 3😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 9th, 2024

@iloveyouxx yaaaay let's play😁😁😁 thanks kitty ❤ wacks lots  of zombies. Splat splat

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 10th, 2024

That's easy. 😎

My cane is at my side, as always. 31" of hickory with a steel tip under the rubber cap. I can pull the rubber off if I want to damage a zombie in a hurry.

My folder is clipped to my jeans...not the first choice for k1lling zombies or for self-defense in general but in a pinch, it should do.

Less than five feet from me is my shoebox-sized kitchen, where my chef's kn1fe is. It, too, is quite capable.

I also have plenty of things to barricade the door with, & block the window that opens out onto the patio.

(I could say more but then this post will be removed)

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slowdecline48 January 10th, 2024

Almost forgot: on the other side of my front door are my other canes, hanging on what used to be a futon frame. All three of 'em are built solid...the 3rd one isn't quite finished but as an anti-zombie armament, it would certainly do. 😁

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 10th, 2024

@slowdecline48 😂😂😂😂😂😂 wow! I think you've prepared for this in advance😂😂😂😂 a few days before the zombies come to your house, I'll be knocking on your door, you can protect me ❤😂😂😂😂😂

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slowdecline48 January 10th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 But that means you know in advance when the zombie outbreak will occur. Why? 🔎 How did you get the inside track on this valuable information?...you wouldn't happen to be working with the people who are experimenting with zombie viruses in their secret laboratory, hmmm?!? *pointedly looking at you*

If you're gonna show up at my place for protection, okay...but don't bring anyone with you as I only have so much food at any given time. What you should bring, instead, is antiviral serum. Also ammo--we will need plenty of that. Any kind of 12-bore stuff that isn't birdshot will do. (Birdshot is no good against zombie hordes)

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 11th, 2024

@slowdecline48 haha! You really have thought this through😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and I don't anything 👀👀👀 you can't prove anything 👀👀👀 I'll be with you in 3 hours😂😂😂

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User Profile: evieats
evieats January 10th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

honestly probably me

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 11th, 2024

@evieats 😮😮😮 you gonna punch those zombies back where they came from!?!?!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: sadcat13
sadcat13 January 10th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11 as a minecraft player, i will just go to bed, sleep, and we are safe till the next sundown 😂

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 11th, 2024

@sadcat13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 awsome well done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: DarkerPlaces
DarkerPlaces January 11th, 2024

Il hold up my maths homework lol evrybody n evrything will run away from that lol

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LoveMyMoonflowers January 11th, 2024

@DarkerPlaces @yourcaringconfidant

good idea Rome. 🤣

Maybe desi and me can use extra math hw to scare away the zombies too 🤔 if they come near our pillow fort. 

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DarkerPlaces January 11th, 2024

😂😂😂

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User Profile: Tinywhisper11
Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th, 2024

@DarkerPlaces haha!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yessss! Confuse those zombies to death😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 January 12th, 2024

@DarkerPlaces 🤔 Do you think that tactic would also work with history books? I'm a geek but I realize not everyone finds history that interesting. If I stand beside you & open up one of Paul Kennedy's tomes & show it to them, maybe any zombie that looks at it will fall asleep....then we can both dispose of the zombies at our leisure.

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th, 2024

@slowdecline48 good idea but you'll have to expose of the zombie bodies with a clan of geeks. Cause everyone else in the world would also have fallen asleep😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: taylorhugs12
taylorhugs12 January 11th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

the rotten cookie gun i keep under the bed

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th, 2024

@taylorhugs12 ewwwww! Taylor 😂😂😂😂😂 why is there a rotton cookie gun under your bed?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: IchooseLife79
IchooseLife79 January 12th, 2024

My brand new handy dandy roofing crowbar!1000000755_1705021323.jpg

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th, 2024

@IchooseLife79 ooooooo! That's cool. I'm gonna come stay with you till this zombie thing ends 😁 are you a builder? Or roofer??

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IchooseLife79 January 12th, 2024

Handyman who has a roof repair to do. ;)


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IchooseLife79 January 12th, 2024

Btw p is for pip squeak. P for phenomenal S for star

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Tinywhisper11 OP January 12th, 2024

@IchooseLife79 oh! Your a handyman haha! Handyman😂😂😂😂😂 it's a funny word if you think about it😂😂😂😂😂 handyman haha!

and thanks I am phenomonol😁

your a star too ❤ beautiful from a distance😂😂😂😂😘

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IchooseLife79 January 12th, 2024

Lol

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User Profile: slowdecline48
slowdecline48 February 9th, 2024

@IchooseLife79 I've never seen a crowbar like that before. Are they made that way in your country?...(my guess is you are not within CONUS)

Up til now, every crowbar I've seen or picked up was straight with one hooked end, & the other end bent at a slight angle.

User Profile: IchooseLife79
IchooseLife79 February 9th, 2024

@slowdecline48

It is a made specifically for roofing repair. One end is made to set nails underneath an existing shingle. The other end is for pulling nails. 

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User Profile: JollyRacher
JollyRacher February 9th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

I guess I could throw my computer at them, because that's the best i got. Either that or my sister's toy bus. 

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 9th, 2024

@JollyRacher 🤔🤔🤔 the toy bus throw that first. Not your expensive computer🤔🤔🤔 if the toy doesn't work, throw your sister at them... Just save your computer😱😱

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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User Profile: CallumKing2000
CallumKing2000 February 9th, 2024

@CalmRoseBud and @Patienceimpatient I'm relying on them to find weapons and keep me alive 

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CalmRosebud February 9th, 2024

@CallumKing2000

Rainbows! I already sent Rainbows. 

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 10th, 2024

@CalmRosebud wow😍😍😍😍😍 that's so cool! But worst weapon ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 your only hope is to blind them with prettiness😂😂😂😂

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CalmRosebud February 10th, 2024

The zombies have been drawn away by pretty rainbows and now we can Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 10th, 2024

@CallumKing2000 wait! Pat and rose are in your room right now???😮😮😮 why was I not invited to the party??????

User Profile: CalmRosebud
CalmRosebud February 10th, 2024

Blanket and Pillow Fort Party hiding from Zombies. Who has pizza?

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Tinywhisper11 OP February 10th, 2024

@CalmRosebud yaaaaay! Party I got pizza 🍕🍕 and lots of home made chocolate cake💩💩

😁😁😁😁😁😁 yaaaay!

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CalmRosebud February 10th, 2024

@Tinywhisper11

Yammmm! Everyone invited!


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