Share your favorite jokes
Humor is synonymous to a breath of fresh air in our daily life.
Joking around with friends or family gives us a boost to our happiness and fills our hearts with joy.
What are some of you favorite memes/jokes? Drop them in the comments!
@comfortableNight4463
@comfortableNight4463 what does a nosy pepper do ? . . . get jalapeno business :')
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
😂😂😂 the bedtime one is personal hahaha 😂 (yes I am terrible with going to bed at reasonable hours 😂😂😂)
good ones sun 😛
@emotionalTalker2260
Hahaha xD *high fives*, it me tooo 😭🤣
Atleast we got a good laugh outta this lol, Emo 👻
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
🦥 *high fives and hugs* 😛 ☃️ too relatable lmao
@emotionalTalker2260 hehehe xD *hugs and cries in relatability* 🦥🐨🤗
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
🦥🐨🤗😭😭😭😭😭
Why can't your 👃 be 12 inches long?
coz then it will be a 🦶
@AirSoul @blissedNblessed @Bubblegumwings1234 @bubblingBreeze14 @CatzInTheCradle @CheeryMango @comfortableNight4463 @DarkPiT23 @DonaldDraper @elwinthisside124 @EmmaE @emotionalTalker2260 @Jet01 @Moonlemon48 @Optimisticempath @Positron2 @rrretsuko @ShapeshiftSystem @Smilybeans @SoftFaith2004 @Sunisshiningandsoareyou @theanxioushomie23 @TheJenInBlack @TheResilientDancer @windSpirit
@DonaldDraper
-_- smh don..
That is so SO inappropriate. Why am I tagged in this trash?
it’s not meant to be inappropriate the joke is that 12 inches = 1 foot and your foot and your nose are both parts of your body. so if your nose were 12 inches long, it would be a foot (a foot long)
@asilentobserver
@DonaldDraper
Lol 😂🤣🤣 Don 💜
@DonaldDraper
Because maybe my three legs won't help me survive without O2?😂
@DarkPiT23
lol ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )
@emotionalTalker2260
XD
@DarkPiT23
XD i think i should go save my goldfish from drowning and go take it for a walk because it needs exercise
note: i don't even own any goldfishes..
@DonaldDraper
lol smh good one :D <3
@DonaldDraper a goose nose that is!
Knock knock
who’s there
Justin
justin who
justin the neighborhood thought I would say hello
I don't trust trees. They're kinda shady. 😎
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Cos they will crack each other up. 😁
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge
@TheResilientDancer Good one! Always loved a good science joke
A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and again says, "I want to buy some peanuts." The bartender replies, a bit gruffly this time, "I already told you I don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck comes in once again and yet again demands, "I want to buy some peanuts!" The outraged bartender yells back, "I told you, I don't sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks into the bar and before the bartender can say a word, the duck asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender looks taken aback and says quietly, "Sorry, don't have nails." The duck asks, "Well then, do you have any peanuts?"
I accidentally double posted. Can someone delete one of the duck things please.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed For The Winter.
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
Lmaoo the phone one is absolutely 100% relatable XD hahaha
@emotionalTalker2260 lol yaya samesieees 🤣🤭
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
lmao 😛 and there’s the “I know what i want to do on my phone. Next minute: what am i doing on my phone 😀”
@emotionalTalker2260 Haha so relatable xD this one also happens with me sometimes after entering in a room lol "oooh I have to do this" , *opens door and enters* , "ooh what did I come here for🤡" 😛
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
That's me all the time 🤡🤡🤡 like I don't even have to walk into a room and be like "what am I doing" it's even starting to appear on cups ;-; haha.
@emotionalTalker2260 oh noes haha, i feel ya! 🤡🤣
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou
🤡🤡🤡🤡😭😂😂😂
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou haha can relate to the phone one!
@comfortableNight4463 lol *high five* xD XD
@Sunisshiningandsoareyou *high five*
