What would be the worst thing that could happen in a date??
* light hearted topic, please be mindful*
Deal breaker, what would be the worst thing that could happen in a date. Perhaps something they or you said/asked. Or maybe something just outright embarrassing??
@Tinywhisper11
Sounds like my dates XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 the username makes sense now <3 Not easy to survive so many crocodiles u_u
@jesusredeemedme2425 You need alligator propellant, in a spray can
@jesusredeemedme2425 Dang "repellent" not propellant! Great now gators are flying around!
Bahahahaha i like that better hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 Jet pack gators lol
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 Hey here did you go? I hope you are alright!
Last I heard, she had pneumonia and was in the hospital for awhile.
@jesusredeemedme2425 Oh that's sad, she said she was sick same time I got sick but Tiny never said how sick she was.
It sounded pretty bad but I’m not sure honestly.
@jesusredeemedme2425 @genericbeing don't worry I'm ok ❤
Yay! You’re too tough to let anything take you down ;)
@Tinywhisper11 :) :) :)
Awww <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 Happy cat!
Hungry cat? Hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 If he keeps hopping he'll get hungry lol
Exercise definitely gives you an appetite hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 @genericbeing
@Tinywhisper11 Good, that cat needs noodles!
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂
I need noodles!!! Hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425
@jesusredeemedme2425 Ya ya
@Tinywhisper11
Some of the 'best' texts I've ever heard:
"I am disappointed, because on the photo you head a beard, and now you don't have it."
"Why do you have to wear this stupid cap?" (the answer is: because I suffer from sinusitis)
Grumbling that I "look too young and fresh", so she might be seen as "an elderly woman who tries to seduce a young guy" (actually, I was 50 and she was between 52 and 55).
Grumbling that I "look too old and serious" to meet (while I commuted 30 miles for her, she was almost an hour late for a date, forgot the makeup, and said she's in a hurry).
Complaining to me in a restaurant that a HOT apple pie she ordered is HOT, and the egg white foam is too thin.
Showing dissatisfaction to the waitress that the orange juice was from the box, not freshly squeezed (the ladies failed to communicate).
"I am starting to like you, but you know, you are free, and I used to meet only married men."
She excitedly telling me on a date that her husband left her for their secretary, but now, while the secretary is pregnant, he wants to come back to her.
Telling me on the first date that her ex husband is in prison for attempted murder on their neighbour with an axe. Both men were too drunk to remember what actually happened.
Telling my (also on the first date and with details!) about, let's euphemistically say, 'digestive problems' of her dog.
She saying to me "I hope you would like to know me better" AFTER she forced a first kiss, said she had to go and had no idea if and how soon we can meet again.
"I know it's a Friday evening, but my adult kids are out and I have some ironing to do".
Now I tend to laugh at this. But these were the times I should have left much earlier ;-)
You’ve had some adventures. :P
@jacek73 oh no😂😂😂😂😂😂 you've had the worst dates ever😂😂😂😂😂 you need to swap dating sites😂😂😂😂
@jacek73 Where did you find these female characters?...on lastchancedates.com or what??
@slowdecline48 Actually, it's my luck (or a lack of it 😉 ), or maybe I should send a suggestion for the sites to change their names 😉
At least once I had negative points for not knowing what is a "smoothie" and how it is spelt. Also at least once a girl was too drunk the day before to appear for a date.
But, for the contrast, some of the best dates I've ever had:
Sitting by the fire on the beach between a cliff and a lake, staring at the full moon, with some fishermen lights dancing in the night sky a hundred yards away, eating tasty, aromatic roasted sausage with cheese.
Eating Chinese food laying on the blanket on the meadow in the middle of the forest on a sunny early autumn day (no thrash left there, of course!). Looking for each other when it went completely dark 😊
First date in a cozy café with a delicious cake and some winter tea. A walk in a frosty street. Then playing Scrabble and laughing. It was love from the first sight. On the next day on of these darn dating sites was minus two 😊
@Tinywhisper11
Worst thing to happen on a date would be for them to tell the server "No dessert; check please" before you can speak up and order yourself a lovely selection from the dessert section 😭 Thankfully this hasn't happened to me, but I would be so mad if my bf were to ever do this to me.
@TheAutumnWitch yep that would be devastating😂😂😂😂😂 it's times like that when we wish we knew kung fu
😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
🎵Everybody was Kung Fu fighting🎵
🎵The idea of no dessert is frightening🎵
🎵How dare you tell me to watch my weight🎵
🎵If you don’t recant it, that’s the end of our date🎵
🎵The ice cream cake sounds so delicious🎵
🎵Deny me it and I’ll turn vicious🎵
Lol that was perfect XD
@jesusredeemedme2425
Thank you! I came up with it on the spot 😁
Nonono… That’s because he plans to serve you hot apple pie with whipped cream on a horse and carriage ride, under a blanket and a full moon and snow <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 awwww ❤
@jesusredeemedme2425
Ooh~! But there's the argument that we can have two desserts; one at the restaurant and then the apple in the carriage ride. 😇
*apple pie
@TheAutumnWitch wow! Really only 2 desserts😮😮 this guy is cheap, dump him
@Tinywhisper11
😂😂😂 I like your way of thinking! One of EACH dessert ought to win me over.
True. You can never have too many desserts. How about a decadent cheesecake? <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 ewwww no cheesecake
I’ll have yours ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425
Perhaps 🤔 I’m lactose-intolerant, and I found that out the hard way with a lovely strawberry cheesecake, so now cheesecake is iffy for me. I have to be in the mood for it.
@jesusredeemedme2425 @Tinywhisper11
This isn’t related to the topic, but I wanted to let you both know that I’m having surgery on the 8th and will probably be recovering for a while, so please don’t be alarmed if I’m away from 7cups for longer than usual. Hope you both have been well; love you my friends ♥️♥️
Awwww, feel better! We love you! Give us updates if you’d like <3
@jesusredeemedme2425
Thank you; I’m still recovering but I’m doing all right. Progress is slow. My skin had an allergic reaction to the stitches and my sleep schedule was ruined by the anesthesia, but I’m managing to get by. It helps having a support system ♥️
Oh that’s always fun :(
Feel better! <3
They tell you you’re ugly then leave
@Peachdrum414 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 I hope that never happens to anyone ever. It's times like that you need to carry pepper spray
Why pepper spray? Why isn’t salt spray a thing??
You show up, & she doesn't. No text or call in advance...you're just sitting at the table with an empty seat on the opposite side.
(Yes, this has happened to me. More than once. I'm a permanent bachelor these days)
@slowdecline48
Dissapointing at the moment 😞..... probably best in the long run. 😉 one bachlor to another🤣.
@IsayUncle Yeah. You're right...like that old saying "if you lend someone a few bucks & (s)he never pays it back, it was probably worth it." 😒
You show up. Then (s)he shows up dirty, reeking of decay, with discolored pale skin that is sloughing off his/her body in two places...
Date over immediately.
Is she…. Dead??? XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 She's one of the walking dead! 🧟
I had to release a noxious flatulation...
@cal1860 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cal1860 Just one?
My date shows up in a saffron-colored robe & a glassy-eyed smile, like a lobotomy patient. She offers me a copy of the Bhagavad Gita ("As It Is" ed.), tells me I can have it for free, & then starts chanting "Hare Hare Krishna Krishna rama rama Hare Krishna Hare Krishna..."
Great, now that song is gonna be sick in my head XD
*stuck
@jesusredeemedme2425 Have you ever been approached by one of 'em? It happened to me once, years ago. I was in an airport (don't recall which one) & this guy walked up to me...we had a brief convo. He seemed pleasant enough, if a bit odd. Handed me a couple free books. One of 'em was the Gita, of course. This is, in fact, where I got the above "bad first date" idea.
I don’t think I’d recognize one of them if they were in front of me.
@jesusredeemedme2425 Just look for the saffron robe (it doesn't have sleeves...kinda like ancient Greek or Roman clothing), the weird friendliness to complete strangers & the lobotomy-patient smile. You'll know it when you see it. 😏
@slowdecline48
Oh, I think I can picture the robe. I think I've seen them before :)
@Tinywhisper11
Me spontaneously combusting in nuclear fusion because of my new body shipped in from Mars.
That… would definitely end a date quickly. Lol
@7Bear7 well at least it would be a fun date😂😂😂😂