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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing December 4th, 2025

When you pop a tire in your car you usually say "I should have brought ______".

Hint: 

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Lets see who gets this one right :) 

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User Profile: Amanda84
Amanda84 December 4th, 2025

@genericbeing

My father 😂😁😁

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing OP December 5th, 2025

@Amanda84 I'd fix it for you :) lol

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie December 4th, 2025

@genericbeing My brain😶‍🌫️😂

User Profile: peachThinker662
peachThinker662 December 4th, 2025

@genericbeing

a tow truck 

User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo December 4th, 2025

@genericbeing

A spare, I guess 😁   (Asparagus) 🌱

*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing OP December 5th, 2025

@SparkyGizmo Yes Sparky wins the prize! And a lifetime supply of asparagus! 

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo December 5th, 2025

@genericbeing

Oh my gosh! 😲 Many thanks! ❤️  I just so happen to like asparagus! 

*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing OP December 6th, 2025

@SparkyGizmo Well with your lifetime supply, 50 pounds of asparagus will be delivered to your front door daily! 

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo December 6th, 2025

@genericbeing


🤣 Boiled asparagus, grilled asparagus, fried asparagus, asparagus smoothies, asparagus cup cakes, asparagus not meat loaf, asparagus jelly, asparagus skin cream, asparagus toilet bowl cleaner....


Coming to a town near you....Bubba Gump Giz Asparagus boat!!! 🌱 Pre orders accepted by NON genericbeing. 😁


I'm sharing the wealth! Let's monitise this and I officially name you as CFO! 


First order of business...our slogan "Mmmmm....that's a powerful scent"! 😁 hahaa hahah hahaha


*high fives* 😊 and *hugs* ❤️

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing OP December 11th, 2025

@SparkyGizmo Asparagus hats, asparagus t-shirts, asparagus the movie, asparagus the automobile. We'll put our brand on the map! All green and stinky. lol

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User Profile: SparkyGizmo
SparkyGizmo December 11th, 2025

@genericbeing

💚 😊 🌱

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User Profile: Bredren
Bredren December 6th, 2025

A spare

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User Profile: genericbeing
genericbeing OP December 11th, 2025

@Bredren A spare I guess 

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