I need a laugh
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.
The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
😂😂
@mytwistedsoul
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be that cab driver
@peachThinker662 😁 I would have loved to know what went through his mind when he heard that! 😂😂
@mytwistedsoul
He said
@mytwistedsoul
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good one !
@hardworkingKite6195 😁 Thanks!
So funny, loved it!!!!@
That's amazing 😂😂 Thank you
@ThePaleBlueDot317 You're welcome! 😂
@mytwistedsoul so funny i can't
My face. XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 😠
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I guess I missed your joke @jesusredeemedme2425
It’s just a dumb joke I make. My face is a joke. It’s a thing of making fun of myself lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
I hope you mean by 'my face is a joke' that it is something that brings joy to others when they experience it, and that it's presence can make other people smile.
Uhhhh sure, we’ll say that ;)
Quit that Keira, bad girl! 🫠
Oh my gosh you are too much 😂
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@peachThinker662
I was tagged! Uh when I was young I threw my favorite unwear onto the chandelier and they started burning and instead of telling someone what happened I helped my family look for the burning smell. That's kind of funny. Also one my siblings wanted to be a fire truck when they grew up. I don't know a ton of jokes.
Work in progress. Hope you feel better!
Hahahaha this is amazing !!!
Dapper, when l was 14 we lived way out in the sticks in Alabama. Nothing to do, next house a mile away. Well, there was an ancient oak tree about 30 feet from the house. It had a hole in the bottom. This tree is 5 feet thick. I decide to light a piece of newspaper to see if the hole went to the top of the tree. I five minutes a hear a rocket sound as that hole is drawing air. I have set the inside on fire! I drag a step ladder, turn on the hose and climb up the ladder and stick it in a knot hole, leave it a few minutes and it has burned the hose up! The tree burned for THREE DAYS, lol, middle of winter. Neighbors came from all around to watch it at night. Flames shooting 30 feet into the air. Dad standing watch ro be sure the roof didn't catch fire. One of the worst whipping of my life. But funny. Oh, the poor tree thought it was spring, burned out and was leader than a hammer in a few weeks. I killed the 100 year old tree. Lol, still feel bad about it! Ha
@warmheartedHuman836 😂😂❤️
@dapperNest2125
i only had a friend light her fart on fire . That made me laugh until I peed my pants
@peachThinker662
This was the gretest story I have ever heard down in here. Thanks for short and sweet tale! Love all you guys! Love ya peaches!
Thank you!!! And you’re most welcome!! The silly things we do but it makes for a great laughable story one day hahaha
Thank you for tagging me. We always have a funny things happen in our family somehow, but I can't think of any stories rn, so here is a joke I found.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays. I told him it's my weekend immune system.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie
@peachThinker662 Nice words ! Wish everyone gets cups as a family of support and growth !
Pun-tastic for you..
I lost my job at the peach farm, I just couldn’t pick it up.
Peach me, I must be dreaming.
Why did the peach blush? It saw the banana split!
Thanks for being sweet, soft, and slightly sassy like a true peach!
I hope these helped to life your mood :)
@ScrabbleBrain
awww I love this !!!!!! 🍑 ❤️
@peachThinker662 Especially for you 😎
It made me feel special . Thank you ❤️
@peachThinker662
Aw the bulldogs!!!