🤣 “Say a Fact… But Make It 99% False” ✨😎
Players drop “facts” that sound believable but are completely wrong. 😅
Example: “Humans recharge faster if they lay on the kitchen floor.”✨
Melanomas are 26% more common on people with tattoos then people without them.
@Shamrock1993
26%?? 😳 that sounds like one of those facts that Google would immediately side-eye. I’m honestly not sure how true that is, but it definitely gave me a mini jump scare 😂🤣✨🙌
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
It does doesn't it lol 😆 😂
@Shamrock1993 🤣
It does😭 I'm literally traumatized 😅🤧
@Shamrock1993 I am lost
To become a walkman - you have to walk 10 000 km.
@mana90 😮✨
how about running? 🤔 I'm lacking out of time as I'm a busy person 😅😂
Sadly running doesn't work at all. Because everyone can become a walkman but not everyone can run. Running is something you are born with, it runs in the family.
@mana90 😵🤔
My brain refused to process atm😅😵
Love someone and expect peace in ur life then
@anonyDrum9258 🤣🤣
Yessss... i love my cat's, they do love me back and it's something peaceful as you said 😮✨
After all it true 😊🤧✨ I've got my own experience 😃💜
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If you eat raw pasta and drink water together in Arizona, the sun’s heat is strong enough to cook the pasta inside of you. Chug some marinara, and voilà.
I meannnnn… ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425
mmm pasghetti 🍝
@thebendygirl Arizona turning people into walking pasta makers 🤣💫🍝”
@politePlace5370 Are you for real?
Tis false. Hehe
Did you know, if you sleep for 6 hours on your left side, you get increased libido!
genuineSky8103
Wait?? so my left side has been holding secret upgrades this whole time? 😭 that’s definitely going in the ‘absolutely not believing but still kinda funny 😂✨
Yes! It is! Sleeping on right side decreases the risk of heart attack by 30% because there is less strain on your heart muscle!
@genuineSky8103 🤣
Thank you for the new knowledge that i learnt from you today 😅 it's really helpful for the peoples with heart patient like me😂😂
Always happy to help! You can call me Dr. SpewShit MakeReal!
@genuineSky8103 Aww... Dr.SpewShit 😊 how sweet 😭 Thank you 🤗🌸
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Always a pleasure to be of help! 😇
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Cats invented Wi-Fi but keep the upgraded version for themselves.
Real part: Cats definitely did not invent Wi-Fi — but they do like sitting on warm routers.
Trees unplug their roots and walk around at night.
Real part: Tree roots do move and grow, but extremely slowly and never by “walking.”
Lightning is just the sky taking flash photos of Earth for its scrapbook.
Real part: Lightning is a massive electrical discharge caused by charge separation in clouds.
Turtles carry Wi-Fi hotspots in their shells, but the password keeps changing.
Real part: Turtles do have strong, protective shells (just not techy ones).
@SkyeBanfeild Lmao🤣🤣 like are fr??? these need to be in a museum 😭✨
Cats gatekeeping premium Wi-Fi…😎 trees sneaking out at night like they’ve got curfew… the sky taking flash selfies✨… and turtles running their own hotspot business 😭💀
You absolutely nailed the 99% false energy. I’m stealing these for my imaginary documentary.🤧🙏🙌
Thank you thank you very much
@SkyeBanfeild 🌸💐
My pleasure 🌸 but seriously i should thank you for this entertainment 🤧😜
Gaint tight hug*🤗 if you don't mind😅
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Oh I don't mind warm hugs!!😄
*Hugs tightly*
@SkyeBanfeild
Awww 💞 🤗
Sending shower of tight hugs ur wayyy 😁🤗
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 My friend! I got some more!
Octopuses have three hearts so they can love three different Netflix shows at the same time without commitment issues. Real part: Octopuses do have three hearts! Two pump blood to the gills for oxygen, and one pumps it to the rest of the body. It helps with their copper-based blue blood and high-energy lifestyle. (The systemic heart even pauses when they swim, which is why they prefer crawling.) 🐙💙
The Pebble and the Penguin :)
Sticky rice soup??? How? Why???
@jesusredeemedme2425
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Like it's used in my country too, it's like a paste used to stick poster's, it has slime like consistency 🤢🙃
Imagine the rats and bugs tho.
@jesusredeemedme2425
It's a suicidal mission 😂 as it's mixed with some more chemicals 😁
I can picture them say : This is a life-or-death struggle. 😂🤧
@SkyeBanfeild
Uhm.... Sky !!! i got a call from scientist's, they are actively looking for you - they said they got a serious business with ur brain, they looking for ur location ð¤§ð¤§ should i share it ??
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Oh no!! I have to hide my intellegence!!! Don't share!!! 😄
@SkyBanfeild
Indeen, you've to but the made a deal with me, the contract say's,
They promised me with free coffee for life If I just hand over u. so......... i had to think about it u know? 😁😁
Indeed*
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Coffee isn't worth my intellegence and to make people laugh!!!!
@SkyeBanfeild
Heyyy!!!! lemme tell u the actual fact,
I bleed caffeine instead blood 😂😂
I can even sell my soul for coffee ☕ like even here in Cups, i created a cappacino family 🤧🤧 now I've a cappacino army 😂😂😂
Seee..... you're pfp is also having coffee i guess 😂🤣
Is that?? or else I'm just picturing it myself out of coffee obsession 🤧🤧🤧
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
I tried making it look like tea but I cant draw tea cups well!! qwp
@SkyeBanfeild
Sky!! Meet Curious!!! he is the commander of my army😁
@SkyeBanfeild
Ahem, mr Sky @Ailuraphilelove8tear9 isn't talking just about her coffee supplies😅......she is talking of the stock for the whole cappacino/tiny/weirdos family🧐, which is ........ in simple words, is too much👻
@curiousbookishness
That's perfect, I'm proud of u my boy 😣😣
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
me from you too🥰
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
I am 99% sure I never tried to steal my sister clothes.
Lol! I don't steal, we are very friendly so we just share without having to ask so much!!!
@scarletBalsam Heyyy!!! 😏 i got you 🤣🤧
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 Sure, here's my contribution:
a. Servers run faster if you place a cup of coffee on top of the rack.
b. Multi‑factor authentication is 10x stronger if one factor is your favorite pizza topping.
c. Linux kernels secretly update themselves when you whisper “sudo please” three times.
d. Firewalls block 99% more threats if you paint them bright red.
e. Wi‑Fi signals double in strength when you rename your SSID to “CIA Surveillance Van.”
f. Penetration tests are more accurate if conducted while wearing sunglasses indoors.
g. Audit logs become immutable once printed on sticky notes.
h. Antivirus software detects malware faster if you hum the Mission Impossible theme while scanning.
i. Data breaches can be reversed by unplugging the internet for 30 seconds.
j. Encryption keys are easier to manage if stored in a Sudoku puzzle grid.
Feel free to reach out to me if you need more fun facts.
@LeoInPerpetuity 😵🤣
Bro this whole list feels like it was written by a tech gremlin who lives inside the Wi-Fi router 😭
But honestly… the ‘sudo please’ one took me OUT 💀
If my laptop ever updates out of pure politeness, I’m framing it.
like feel free to reach you??? suree😅😅
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When dogs lay in the sun on the porch they are on their charging pads
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
A feline behavior study confirmed that cats knock things over to test gravity
(just in case it changed overnight) 😛
@SafeEmbrace Honestly, cats are just doing quality control for the universe 😂 gravity must be checked daily.
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
They surely deserve a trophy for all the good work they are doing to check if the universal system is working or it has become malfunctioning. 😂
@SafeEmbrace
Absolutely 😂🐾
Agreed. A shiny trophy, unlimited treats, and the title: Chief Inspector of the Universe. They’ve earned it.😂😂
This is 100% true and doesn’t belong here hehe ;)
Oops 😅😅
@jesusredeemedme2425
I own a cat who always does this, and I was a bit annoyed at it.
So, according to a little research of mine (you can confirm it from google too),
Cats knock things over due to a combination of natural instincts, curiosity, boredom, and attention-seeking behavior, not to check gravity.
So, that statement truly belongs here, I guess.
Have they ASKED the cats??? ;)
Heyy! i talk to cat's, Cuz... I'm a mother of cat's😂😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
I totally get that 😂 I’m a cat mom too — and honestly, my cat communicates way too much through destruction, so I consider that a full interview 🤣
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 hey I thought you were a mother of coffee
@jesusredeemedme2425
Scientists rarely interview animals 😄
They observe behavior—and I think cats give plenty to observe.
