Question 3) wwyd if you could implant one false memory into the minds of everyone in your country?????
What would you do if you could implant one false memory into the minds of everyone in your country?????
@Tinywhisper11 Everyone owes me $500. That should do it 🤣
@FlatenedByLife
lmao 🤣 everyone on earth? imagine what that would lead to, over time. it would become such a huge part of every culture. every person on earth would reach a certain age, get a job and pay $500 to you. or the equivalent in their currency. there would be a huge ceremony to celebrate this achievement. 🤣 you would become some world leader or idk - you’d be able to do anything you want, you’d be so rich.
ah if only i posted in this thread before you 😭🤣 /j
@LoveMyMoonflowers Well I didn’t think it through. They might remember they owe me money but forget to pay me. if you plant the idea that they will suffer terrible distress if they don’t pay me quickly then I’ll split the money with you. 💰💰💰😂
@FlatenedByLife
we can agree to split the money lmao 🤣
@FlatenedByLife You are a genius with your thinking! I'm here to pay up. 💵💰 Now don't go spending it all in one place. Hehe.

@YourCaringConfidant Thank you! You get the prize for being very prompt. I think it should boost your credit score to 20000!
@YourCaringConfidant steals money... Makes a quick getaway ♿♿♿♿♿♿😈mwhahahaaaa!
@Tinywhisper11 Omgggg you're too fast for me! I can't compete with you. But get back here you robbbbbbeerrrrr. 💸💲💰💶💶
@YourCaringConfidant noooo! Stay away! I'm a sensitive burglar.... I take things personally😁 hides in a cave, noone can find we now😁
@Tinywhisper11 You said it right-- no one can find WE! We** are going to hide out with our money now. ;) I just gave @Flatenedbylife my money because I knew you would come through for us and you did. Hehe.
@FlatenedByLife steals your answer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 let's make it £3000 though😁
@Tinywhisper11 You can’t steal my answer, but I’ll give you 10% of the profits after increasing my mind-implanted fee to £3000 … is that more than $500 😏
@FlatenedByLife ok because it was all my brilliant idea in the first place, we'll split the money evenly😁 70/30 (i get the bigger half)
@FlatenedByLife @tinywhisper11 @yourcaringconfidant
you three 🤣 are the best 🤣💙
⬆️Best answer in the thread, hands down.
@Tinywhisper11
I'd at least consider implanting the memory that alien beings came down and announced that I am the chosen one of the human race, and certain messages will come to me only, at unpredictable intervals, and what I say is to be believed and considered absolute fact/law, or humanity will go back to the dark ages. In that sense, I could dictate whatever good or funny ideas I have into belief or practice.
@Torean Wow you’re a diabolical genius! Make sure and tell everybody that the $500 they owe me is due by next Friday 😂
@FlatenedByLife
For sure, I gotchu. And when they look confused, I'll say that I would have thought the 2000% interest rate would have made them remember.
@Torean
omg 2000% interest rate 😭🤣🤧
@Torean bows down to our new leader, I'm at your service oh great leader ❤❤ I come armed with a pee gun.... It's my pissssstol😁 waiting for orders!
:0 I love these posts🩷 I'd implant a memory of the time they told me they'd get me a lil kitty :0😁 then I could have 3 million lil kitties :0🩷 I love kitties ;3🩷
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@iloveyouxx I like kitty's too😁 I'm eating a chocolate covered cat right now😋 yep! A kit -kat 😋
😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11
omg how do you come up w this😂😂😂😂
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I would not implant a false memory but an unconscious directive to forget something in advance. The directive would be: "forget that you have a spouse/S.O./BF/GF".
...then I would sit back & watch the chaos gradually unfold.
@slowdecline48 your not quite a evil genius🤔🤔🤔 just evil😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 As the saying goes, "some people just want to watch the world burn." 😈😂
@slowdecline48
this answer 😭🤣 lmao 🤣
@Tinywhisper11 On Monday morning just as the work day started I would plant the memory that everyone left the tea kettle boiling (even for people who didn’t own a tea kettle), so everyone would rush home, terrible traffic jams would occur, and my boss wouldn’t notice I skipped work. 🫖☕️🔥🚒🧯🚦😱😱😱 🐒🎉🎊🎈🥳🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
@FlatenedByLife If you ever become a supervillain, please hire me as an assistant. I can follow directions well when necessary, can giggle dementedly & do a terrific Igor (Peter Lorre) impression....I'll run your dastardly errands while Lola can use your top-secret supercomputer to hack into databases, etc.
@slowdecline48 @flatenedbylife @tinywhisper11
:000
i would love to join y’all’s team :000
please 🥺
@LoveMyMoonflowers You’re hired! 😁
@slowdecline48 great 😂😂😂 we got dec, aka, satan @FlatenedByLife aka grinch @LoveMyMoonflowers aka master of sweetness and me aka, seriously goodlooking axe wielding maniac 😂😂😂😂😂😂 we can take over the world 😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 You’re hired too! 😁 We’re going to make an awesome supervillain team! 🤣🤣😂😜😂😜😂
@slowdecline48 You’re hired! 😁
@FlatenedByLife
yay :> we will make a great team 😎
@Tinywhisper11
I would say that I don't owe any money to the government lol or maybe that all cat food is free and always has been
@Innovarefy 😱📺 This news just in:
The manufacturer of Meow Mix has filed for bankruptcy. The CEO of the company faces felony charges for fraudulent sale of free stuff. In a separate law suit plaintfs demanded all 275.000 “employees” of the company return 25 yeas worth of wages. Responding to allegations that return of a lifetime of wages was cruel a spokesman under the condition of anonymity said, “Well it’s not like these people will starve, after all, if the cat food was good enough for our cats …” unfortunately due to technical difficulties the full quote is not available at this time. Back to you Tom (cat).
@FlatenedByLife um I don't want to be rude but... Have you had your brain tested lately????
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Tinywhisper11 I would create a very comforting memory of being hugged by a loved one and told beautiful things and how loved they are so everyone has something to think about when things get hard
@sadcat13
awwe that’s absolutely wholesome. 🥺 that’s so sweet and thoughtful of you 💜
@LoveMyMoonflowers I just feel in today's world, there is a lot of sadness, hopelessness and disconnection. People battle loneliness and mental health issues more then ever before, and I think having such a warm and loving memory of comfort and acceptance could help a lot, especially that so many of people never even got to have one yet. If I got a chance, I would want to do something that would make the world a better place and help people. And I think this is what everyone would need and appreciate, regardless of who they are and where they are at life 🌻
@sadcat13
beautifully said 🥺💙 i agree with you wholeheartedly. 💜