Party
@genericbeing
Hmmm!
Great question!
I would personally love a Carnival themed party!
Lots of costumes.
Dancers.
Fireworks.
Candy floss.
Popcorn.
Doughnuts.
Music.
Amusements.
Games.
A giant ball pit where I would slide right in, millions of balls in bright colours.
Giant bouncing castles.
Ah the fun I'd have 😁
@Amanda84 I think this party tops, I like the idea of carnival or a Halloween party or something
I’m on my way.
@genericbeing
If the budget is unlimited, make it a party on the Moon.
@AdemHope I knew at least one person would pick this, I just didn't know who lol
Heck yes
@genericbeing. Party savers confetti disco ball and food and selfie sticks tolerable music you can handle
Free ham.
@jesusredeemedme2425 say less
@deadXennial Don't be rude
@genericbeing are you joking? I'm excited about the ham and saying they don't need to say anything more. Not sure why you're making assumptions but it's not conducive to a healthy atmosphere.
@deadXennial 'Say less' sounds like you're mocking her suggestion
@genericbeing that's your assumption which you leapt right on instead of clarifying or confirming what was happening. This unprofessional behaviour makes spaces like this unsafe for people who were overlooked and traumatized and taught they don't matter as children. Intent doesn't matter when impact is harmful.
@deadXennial Octopus
Gen, “Say less” is a way of enthusiastically agreeing with someone. It’s a relatively new slang term <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 See 'say more' sounds more like a positive, 'say less' sounds insulting, must be new
It’s just a thing lol, slang makes no sense anymore XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 I see lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 A ham themed party? Ham costumes, ham rides, ham - well, ham. lol
It was the first thing that popped into my head XD
But why
But why NOT ;) <3
@genericbeing
Something I've wanted to do for years. Have the largest block party cook out the world has ever seen. When it gets dark, get the bonfire going and have a good time. No alcohol required.
@courageouspanda2006 I've thought of that in the past, imagine just a whole town sized block party
I'm going to regret this but I'd throw the most random Pity Party, obviously.
Shrieking yoga, massive black melting frowny face balloons and cupcakes (WITH NOT ENOUGH ICING.) and a Simpsons blimp constantly displaying bad memories of everyone who came and that's just the beginning.
Because let's not forget the neon flashing lights with negative thoughts and beliefs (HEY, DUCK! YOU'RE NO GOOD DUCK. YOU'LL NEVER BE ***!), black padded areas to throw an absolute hot mess of a tantrum in and the band CheVelle playing "Shameful Metaphors" over and over.
But wait! There's more. To the left you'll see stolen free ham from another party, to the right a giant hamster wheel that could hold up to 10 people all running nowhere fast and overhead a water system making it constantly rain on a perpetual parade on a massive inclined treadmill.
Black Tie Only meaning you're tied to your past, present and future fears and doubts with heavy aircraft chains then forced to dance for people who either have it worse or better off in a weird Jabba the Hutt type moment⛓️
BYOB of course! Only in this case it means 'bring your own bodies' because what's a great pity party without all the skeletons in your closet Coming ALONG FOR THE RIDE!
No "Plus One" because obviously we're all too lonely to even consider that, or it's someone who you've given your heart to but they don't even notice and treat it like nothing. NOT THAT IT'S EVER HAPPENS TO ME! (It's totally happened to me.).
Location is a graveyard. Because also obviously. The lighting is the glow of many brutal hauntings, as demonstrated below. There's no seating, because there's no rest for the wicked.
Party favours are a self flagellation tool, gag and a custom hearse shaped to hold all your dead hopes and dreams.
Invites are as pictured below and delivered via wet, backhanded slap with a black/leather glove. (Would you rather choose a black or leather glove?)
BONUS PARTY PLOT TWIST: It was held in the place pictured below the whole time and was all an illusion. Except the ham -we really did steal that. Choose your next adventure; have a melt down or attend one of the other great-sounding parties in this fantastic post by @genericbeing?
Capybara party!!!
@CompassionCapybara Actually I like that, they're so chill
Oh yeah
@genericbeing
I'd put in for a great Halloween party, or a masquerade party or even a historical party. 17th or 18th century. Even an all WW2 party would be neat. So many options.
@genericbeing being a kid again. Involving things we loved as kids, but grew out of like bouncy castles, trampolines, etc 😁
@sadcat13 Interesting idea
I’m there!
@GreenLime3141 come, we have capri sun 😊
Oh. Yes.
Capri-Sun is FIRE hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 totally. I'm a major orange enjoyer 🍊🍊🍊🍊
Animal party!!!
Goats, Cows, horses, puppies, cats, bunnies
(and someone else to be a pooper scooper )
Snuggles
Yoga
Feeding Time with the baby ones
oh and don’t forget the piggies
Oh yes
We gonna hire someone else to do the animal cleanup hehe
It made me think of you hahaha when I mention animals, you mention poop
Gotta have poop clean up!!! Hahaha ❤️
@peachThinker662
Nice one, I want to ride in on a giraffe in a top hat
