@genericbeing I can sniff out bananas from 4 miles away
There's a place exactly 4 miles outside of existence where an event called Bananarama is held weekly, and when it is, you smell bananas super strong at that distance. Knowing about the bananas lets you be transported there, and you can place bets on which bananas will outdo the others. If you lose the bet, you only have to eat a banana, but if you win, you'll win bananas made of pure diamond. In addition, if you happen to bet on the lead banana, AND it achieves the rank of "Banananananana" (the rules are complicated for that, but the odds are roughly 1/50), you get to have another superpower of your choice. With those odds, you will be likely to win once per year of trying.
This is the most unhinged thing I’ve read all day XD
I LOVE this. Haha. Such creativity.
@Torean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 whatttt
@Tinywhisper11 I thought you could already do that? lol 
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂
Hum, l would pick jet engines on my wheelchair! Surely l need it?
It has to be a really dumb power, and we enhance it for you hehe
@warmheartedHuman836 ooooo! Ooooo! I want that too 😁😁 and some pedals just in case our arms get tired😂😂😂 we'll be so cool, yaaaay!!
Whisper, you can get clip on front wheels with hand cranks for a couple grand. Never felt it was worth it to buy it? Ha
@Torean
I can open bottles or jars just by looking at them
Thats brutally good I cant open em however I try..
@Torean And they close on their own when you look away from them
That’s convenient :P
I can turn invisible.. but only when no one see me 😅
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 But when they do look at you you are visible ooo
Generic, funny 😅
My farts make glitter fall from the sky.
@jesusredeemedme2425 💜
And Ur single fart makes everybody’s hair extra soft and glossy.✨
You are basically a walking salon😂.
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
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@jesusredeemedme2425
😂😂
Kiera, so funny and nutty! Haha
Turn hot water cold and cold hot IF both exist in a sink or shower or etc. Pretty useless.
@MusicalTones6275 But you work at a coffee/tea place so you can heat tea from the faucet
Ooh that’s cool <3
@genericbeing
The ability to be squeaky clean all the time lol
@calmmoon2104
Why are they licking each other??? lol
@jesusredeemedme2425
So they'll be squeaky clean 😂😂
@Amanda84 That gif is making my brain squeak like a squeaky toy right now
@genericbeing
😂😂
Why??? Lolllll
@jesusredeemedme2425 It just seemed like the appropriate thing to say at the time lol
@Amanda84 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Amanda84
@calmmoon2104
@genericbeing The power to turn every gold thing I touch into biological material of its same type (Reverse king midas)
Biological material? I’m intrigued, I need deets hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 So if I touch a gold chain it becomes a 'chain like' animal, sorta like a worm. If I touch a golden lion it becomes a real lion.
What’s a gold bar turn into??
@jesusredeemedme2425 A funny bar shaped like furry floof, idk, maybe a weiner dog
@genericbeing 😂😂😂😂😂
@jesusredeemedme2425 Great question btw
Do NOT touch a golden lion. Lol
@genericbeing
This is the philosopher's stone but reversed ✨️🌟
@calmmoon2104 Alchemy :)
Hahha this is great !!!
Out of context man. Takes everything you say out of context - repeats it to everyone else and they never question him. Even when you say it's out of context. No idea how to stop out of context man lol
Bro i need hilarious examples here XD
Out of context man, back in the his payday, Chevy Chase would have made a great "out of context" superhero!
I don't know if "Out of context" man can be stopped!