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If your phone could roast you, what would it say?

User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie December 5th, 2025

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User Profile: breanac19
breanac19 December 7th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie it would tell me that i spend more time looking at recipes than making them 

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 7th, 2025

@breanac19 same 😂I try making but instead of cooking I make mess😅


User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 8th, 2025

@breanac19 We do tryy making them (in our minds though)😂

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 9th, 2025

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User Profile: Minimum00
Minimum00 December 8th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie Get your head in the life game lol 

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 8th, 2025

@HealingwithMinionn My phone said the same.. but I told it I love Candy Crush moree🫣😂

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User Profile: peachThinker662
peachThinker662 December 8th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie

 hahahaha I love candy crush too !!! 

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie Oh girl, I know you love hard, but I seriously need some private time right now. Just give me a second, dude.😑

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 Yeahh it is right.. phones need their me-time too, we should respect that😂

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User Profile: AiluraTheCat
AiluraTheCat December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie Phone just giving me Bombastic side eye's every single time i use it xD. Like I'm stealing their privacy 😂

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 Even with all their side-eyeing, we still use them all day.. our audacity is undefeated🙌😂

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User Profile: SweetSoul771
SweetSoul771 December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie
Wowww, I thought the same thing. lol 😂🙌

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User Profile: KindleMissie
KindleMissie December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie it would say: Are you gonna put me down or not??? If you don't I swear I will start malfunctioning!! You don't seem to hear it....🤨  Ignoring me huh?? alright here, you asked for it! 😎 (And if starts malfunctioning🤣)

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@KindleMissie Yours is at least choosing peaceful protest by malfunctioning.. my phone wait for me to lie down to slap me righttt on my face😭

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User Profile: KindleMissie
KindleMissie December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie owww that must have hurt 😆😆😆 Let me talk to your phone, I will show him who is the boss here and will give him a great lesson so he would never ever think about bothering lovely cutesy Amie anymore 😎😜😂😂😂

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@KindleMissie Yeahh it does hurt a lottt🥺.. you better teach him a good lesson

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User Profile: KindleMissie
KindleMissie December 12th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie don't worry, I will! 😎🤣 They call me Miss for reason, one mistake and Miss is there 🤣🤣🤣

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User Profile: EmbraceYourWings9340
EmbraceYourWings9340 December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie

My phone would be like "you have 47 internet tabs of relevant information, 3 to do lists, 75 plus emails a day, and 17 unfinished writing projects. You need meds for your ADD."

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@EmbraceYourWings9340 AwWw.. it seems more concerned about you than itself, even with all those tabs open.. how kindd!✨😂

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User Profile: LeoInPerpetuity
LeoInPerpetuity December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie

Leave me alone, I am too hot to be used.

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@LeoInPerpetuity Give the poor phone a break.. it deserves a moment to breathe too😭

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User Profile: orangeShip2978
orangeShip2978 December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie It would probably Tell me to get a life lol lmfao 🤣

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@orangeShip2978 Ask it where can we get one.. is there any online store or something!?

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User Profile: iLoveBhav
iLoveBhav December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie
Look at the terrible life you've created for yourself.

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@iLoveBhav Tell it we are soo busyy looking at you that we have no time to look at any other thing😭

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User Profile: amusingWest5360
amusingWest5360 December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie  Mine would say you and me both know you have a crush on someone, why do you deny it each time?🤔

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@amusingWest5360 Now even I'm curious.. why are denying!?🫣😂

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie on it :
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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 9th, 2025

@curiousbookishness Heyy take a breathe in between too.. it's not that urgent😭

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie

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User Profile: amusingWest5360
amusingWest5360 December 9th, 2025

@curiousbookishness😅

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 10th, 2025

@amusingWest5360   damn those firewalls of yours are strong ...... can't hack!!!😑hello-hi.gif

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User Profile: amusingWest5360
amusingWest5360 December 10th, 2025

@curiousbookishness what is a firewall ha


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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 10th, 2025

@amusingWest5360 windows internet security🥰

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User Profile: amusingWest5360
amusingWest5360 December 9th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie🤭 stubborness

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User Profile: neonWriter8115
neonWriter8115 December 9th, 2025

Can't spell anymore

Her fat fingers are crushing me

Her hands are slipperier than a pond in Iceland..

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 10th, 2025

@neonWriter8115 Bold of it to complain when most of the time it's the one slipping out of our hands like a fish😶‍🌫️

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User Profile: neonWriter8115
neonWriter8115 December 10th, 2025

This!!!!! 💯!!

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 10th, 2025

@neonWriter8115 @MeilleureAmie    Neo's celphone be like: not-me-im-innocent-not-me.gif

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 10th, 2025

@curiousbookishness 

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 10th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie you have no idea🤐

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 12th, 2025

@curiousbookishness

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 12th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie  ahhhhh ok… fine… I can do this… but listen… the thing is… I break my screen every month. EVERY. MONTH. There, I said it. Happy now?? 😩😂😂😭😭😂😂

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 12th, 2025

@curiousbookishness Ahhh that's not the screen you're breaking, it's the phone's heart you're breaking every month.. how can you do such a thing.. and ask if I'm happy hearing it.. how cannnn I beee!!?

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 12th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie Fiiine, BUT in my defense… the nurses saw me for 3 seconds at birth and immediately gasped like, ‘Oh no… this one’s gonna break hearts left and right 😱💔’ I just didn’t realize they meant phones too. My beauty is apparently hazardous to electronics 😌 Sooo… yeah

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 12th, 2025

@curiousbookishness You better not go near my electronics.. I can't afford that kind of beauty around them😭

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 12th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie sure.......but can't guarantee it though 😅no-guarantees-david.gif 

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User Profile: MeilleureAmie
MeilleureAmie OP December 12th, 2025

@curiousbookishness

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User Profile: curiousbookishness
curiousbookishness December 12th, 2025

@MeilleureAmie maybe hehehehe
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