Question Game
Ask any ridiculous question you can think of an the next person can invent an answer. (No wrong question or answer)

@genericbeing What would your favorite made-up Willy Wonka candy be?
The Billy Bob Roadrunner chocolate bar.
Yep. That’s what my brain came up with XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 Billy Bob Thorton? 
Dunno who that is lol
@jesusredeemedme2425 He was that Santa guy in Bad Santa, he did crude movies in the 90s-2000s, you didn't miss much
@genericbeing
Landman - character name Tommy Norton
Exploding chocolate bug bars
The wiggly woggle gummies
Cherry limeade soda lollipops with sour sauce
@genericbeing How far would you ride on the back of a brontosaurus?
Until he/she goes extinct because that is SOOOOOO MUCH FUN!
@genericbeing being that kid on the field trips who got sick on the bus, probably the first corner 😂😂😂
@sadcat13 Lol oh no
@genericbeing yep. Pretty much 😂😂😂
Only as far as the nearest 7-11! I need me a Slurpee and a breakfast pizza, STAT!
@HappySpecter Bring the dino some food too
@genericbeing Globviously! I'm not a monster! 😜
As far as he would take me .. I even have a shirt that says
" if history repeats itself im so getting a dinosaur"
Until bro stops
@genericbeing i'd be a licensed rider. that is my STEED
@genericbeing What liquid would you put on your salad? (It cannot be a salad dressing)
@genericbeing
....grass soda 😼
@elxzz grass tastes good. When I was a kid, everyone on my soccer team was eating grass. I did it too and that’s how I learned I’m allergic to grass.
Olive oil
@genericbeing
Cranberry juice
Apple juice
@genericbeing How long would you live on a dessert island?

Prolly not long because DIABETES hehe
@jesusredeemedme2425 Oh geez, you can still drink the water I guess, maybe use the cake fronds to catch some fish?
What’s a cake frond??
@jesusredeemedme2425 If the whole islands dessert I'd imagine the palm fronds (Leaves) would be made of cake or something lol
Well preferably not at all but if I WERE to get stranded, I’d be there for the rest of my life
Wait you mean a desserted island with cakes and cookies and Peace? Sign me up for the rest of my life
@genericbeing We always hear about the first step on the moon… why has nobody taken the first step on the sun yet??
You might as well be walkin’ on the sun. ;)
@jesusredeemedme2425 Does that mean my tan will be eternal??

Sure! …but I was thinking Smashmouth lol
Because the sun has developed an amazing way to keep people away from it.. its very smart . Its like touch me and your fried..
The reason we haven’t stepped on. The sun is because you have to crawl before you run.
If all things are neutral, what is the greatest invention the universe has ever made?
@Mosheh Crawling sounds safer.. but do I need more sunscreen on my elbows??

Hum, Mosheh, the greatest invention??? Indoor toilets!
@genericbeing If you could give everyone on earth a free amount of money, how much would it be?
@genericbeing enough for ppl to agree and make the world one country 🧐
$1 million
@genericbeing Instead of water, what would sinks now release?

Shirley Temples.
@jesusredeemedme2425 That's booze right?
No hehe, I don’t drink :)
It’s 7-Up, grenadine, and lemon juice. It’s HEAVENLY <3
@jesusredeemedme2425 Ooo its a drinking alternative fancy
It’s really pretty too! <3
@genericbeing mashed potato smoothie
This made me think of bother & badger
Bodger*
Hawaiian punch
I would like dimes to flow from my tap!
That would be one quickly backed-up sink… lol
No, l would shovel the dimes into small buckets and my job would be taking them to Walmart and pouring them through one if those gizmos that takes a little cut then gives you your money. Never let the faucet turn off, it woukd be lije a gold mine without all the work!
Herbal tea
40% Dr Pepper 10% orange crush 20% sprite 30% Coke
Wow! Creative!
@genericbeing
Diet Coke!
Coconut water
@genericbeing cherry coke zero 🤤
@genericbeing
Would you trust a crocodile to give you a lift across the river?
@Amanda84 I'd let him hold my sunglasses
@genericbeing I would rather say, don’t trust him with your sunglasses. He might run away with them… aahhh, swim away, I mean!
@MeilleureAmie I'm not worried, I can swim pretty fast

@genericbeing Not faster than a crocodile, I’d say

@genericbeing
😂😂
@Amanda84 only if his breadth smells like grass .and not meat
@chillmoon
Absolutely and feed it for the help
I'm reminded of the frog and the scorpion.
The scorpion asked for a ride across the river, and the frog said "Wot no! You'll just sting me."
The scorpion's like "nah bro, we cool." The frog carried the scorpion across the river.
About half way across the river, the scorpion leaned down and hugged the frog because actually the scorpion was real self conscious about how others perceived him. The frog gave the scorpion a chance and that meant so much to them!!
When they for all the way across, they went out for pizza and became best friends!
Checks notes
Wait I might've gotten that wrong... 😜