Bad Life Advice Only (;ŏ﹏ŏ) 💕
Hey y'all my lovely soul's 😊💕
Let's play a chaotic game xD 😄🤧
So, everyone must give intentionally terrible advice..........✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧.........😌
@Amanda84
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
I love how you automatically tag be to give bad advice 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, you can stop procrastinating by stocking up on snacks, putting a mini fridge beside your bed and watching films , bound to get things done that way, like how would one go wrong? 😂😂😂🩷🤗
@Amanda84
🤣🤣
I'm taken ur advice seriously n made it out alive today 🤣
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
So happy to hear that 🍫🍫🍫🍫🤗😂🩷
Never think of doing any work, just chilll
@Fatimaishere
Lol, I've done that we'll today 😂
Yass that's rightt u did a great job 😂🩷
@Fatimaishere
Eat, sleep, game. repeat 😅😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
@RunningMachine
wait?? was he levitating 😂??
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Maybe, I keep trying and failing !!
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 start running from your problems instead 😁
@sadcat13
Ah then I'm already on the track i Guess 😂🤣
Drop out / quit work 😌 cant procrastinate if you don't have deadlines.
@Ysha
I'm on the way to install ur advice in my life 🤣🤣
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Just don't do it!
@limegreenKitten7365
I'm not doing it anyways 🤣✨
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
I need advice:
How to stop being fabulous?
🤗
@Amanda84
I have to inform you I don't think there is a way for you to stop being fabulous. It is an impossible.
@Schlag
Ah 🩷
Cute, thank you 🥰
So ultimately I need to just continue being fabulous and everything else in my life must stop completely as I've no time to do anything but be fabulous 😂😂😂🩷
@Amanda84
Bath only twice in a year 😉 you can achieve ur goal this way 💗
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
At least it'll keep unwanted suitors away 😂😂😂😂🩷
@Amanda84
Yayy...!!! i mean, let's do 😅😆
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Saves water 💦
Time .
Energy.
And I kind of suit the I'm off limits , don't touch me vibe 😂😂😂
@Amanda84 I'm sorry sweetheart, it's terminal 😁 you are destined to live with being fabulous for the rest of your life ❤️
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
How do I save money?
@Schlag
Just by not ripping it 😌
@Schlag start "hypothetical" smoking. It's basically deciding your smoking frequency, how long it takes for you to get through a box and need a new one. Every time it's time to "buy a new box" you put the price that box would cost you into a savings jar/accounts/investment 😁
@Schlag you can also take some scissors and cut your money in half. Now you have twice the amount 😁
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Best way to stay productive :
By sitting under the plant that gives the most production in a yield ..
By spelling the word ' productive ' in your cats ears ...
By making @Amanda84 the boss 😂
By believing whatever curious says in comments ..
And best of all.
By day dreaming that you're being productive 💥 !
@magicalTouch154
lol.
like of course 😂, that's a elite method…
The best past is : Daydream so hard about being productive that your imagination needs a lunch break. 🤣🤣
Meanwhile your to-do list is in the corner like:
Wow....!! Inspirational...!!! uhm, anyway… are we working today or what? 😭😂
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
My turn
How to annoy your favourite people .. without getting slapped
@magicalTouch154
Just do it at a super Sonic speed and be prepared to run 😂😂
Call them or msg them and irritate them.. practically were not near them.. so they won't be able to slap😄😄😄
@charmingLove6427
@Amanda84
Wait?? not u guy's are raging him against me 😂?
@charmingLove6427
Aww <3 i love it pfp 😍. you changed it i guess 😁❤️
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
To do list, please explain the concept ?
@RunningMachine
In every situation you just give bad advice 😂🩷
@Amanda84
i meant concept of a 'To Do List' 😉
@RunningMachine
Just spend all day chucking peanuts out the window at people passing by, it's character building 😂😂😂
@RunningMachine A to-do list is where you write things you’re supposed to do. But.. you’re definitelyy not going to do them. Because they’re already in the list.. which means.. mentally you’ve completed them already.
But actually!? Neverrr.
Until someone forces you to do them, of course😂
@MeilleureAmie
Nice, and here's me thinking it's just that 'post-it' note I stuck on the side of the monitor that's gone missing again ð¤ªð¤ª
@RunningMachine Yeahh you see.. so post-it notes are quite naive in front of a to-do list. The notes go missing.. if you ignore them for a few days. But these to-do lists.. they hold you accountable every day🤧
And yett.. the audacity of us to still add more to the burden they’re already carrying🫣😂
@MeilleureAmie
My working life is so much simpler now, open box empty stock onto shelf put box in rubbish !!
@RunningMachine You should try adding that to a to-do list.. it wouldn't seem this simple anymore xD
@magicalTouch154
I do say alot of useful things😎
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
Stay productive by spending all day licking the window, trust me, it really is an outlet for the imaginative and creative juices to flow 😂🩷
@Amanda84
@Amanda84
It's not working !!!
@RunningMachine
It takes time, I like to do it as my neighbours are going by, I'm friendly like that 😂🩷
@Amanda84
Lol, u terrified them all i guess 😆✨🙌
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
No, my local housing authority gas been inundated with requests to move in beside me 😂😂😂😂🩷
@Amanda84 Thanks Amanda.. it was an effective advice. Just got praised by my mom for cleaning all the windows. Feeling extra accomplished today🤍😂
Picking the brain of the trendy icons, How do I look stylish today? (This post made me chuckle thanks for that) :)
@ScrabbleBrain
Stick your head in a plug socket 😂
Do your make up in the dark.
Let your dog pick your outfit and stay away from mirrors 😂😂😂
Pretty sure you'll make a statement 🩷
@Amanda84 I cut my hair in the dark, so makeup is the next step, I feel Oh so pretty, thanks 😎
@ScrabbleBrain
I'm sure you look great, I also like to not iron my clothes, very flattering , the grungy look 😂😂
@Amanda84 We could be twinsies. I'm always going to come to you for fashion advice now :D
@ScrabbleBrain
Deal 😂🩷
@ScrabbleBrain outfit of the day formula:
1. pick a particularly big plastic tupperware you have in your cupboard. Wear it as a hat.
2. Dress up as you wish to complete the look
3. Walk around with confidence 😁
You will be definitely be the most eye-catching person in the room 😊
@sadcat13 Grace and style I love that, plus it doubles as an umbrella, genius hands free accessory.. 🤩 Thanks gonna copyright that immediately :)
@ScrabbleBrain time to make cupboard core a trend 😁
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
omg...what was the youtuber/*** guitar player that used to get all the most ridiculous advice online and make a song out of it... it was so funny... someone must find it for me XD
@The24hrClimber
if you feel bad just stop feeling it, easy as that!
@The24hrClimber
Or lay under your bed for a few hours ,totally grounding 😂😂🩷
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
What bad advice would you all give me to mend a broken heart? 😂🩷
@Amanda84 That's easy, dwell on it, stalk your ex on multiple platforms, doodle their name on important work documents.
Call, text, email them constantly saying Whatcha Doing Puddin Pop? Flood them with nonsensical emojis and rewrite history, that actually you were born to be together, no matter what.
Hope you feel at ease :D
@ScrabbleBrain
Awesome advice.
I'm currently sitting outside his house.
I'm not going to take no for an answer.
I'll beg on my knees if I have to.
And he won't forget I exist if I have to tattoo it on his forehead 😂😂😂😂
@Amanda84 Youre too much lol
@ScrabbleBrain
😂😂😂
Puddin Pop XD
@jesusredeemedme2425 lol, can't beat syrupy sappiness, males love that :D
@ScrabbleBrain
😂😂😂
Imagine the person is still loving you.
@interestingRoss
And that would make me up the stalking 😂😂😂😂 perfect 🩷
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9
How do I stop being so attached?
Serious question, As a shy timid femme fatale, How can I aspire to be more like my idols @Jesusredeemedme2425 and @Amanda84? 🥸😳
@Ailuraphilelove8tear9 how do I stop being bus sick?